When my mom calls the home phone and ask if I’m at home.
No mom, I’m at a strip club.

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(3 months ago)
40,849 notesNo mom, I’m at a strip club.

(Source: love-jasmine, via life-is-an-unsolvable-mystery)
(3 months ago)
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